i95
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U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Thu, 11/11/10 11:36 AM
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buffetbuster
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Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Thu, 11/11/10 1:16 PM
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Don't worry. I've heard that the US Government secretly stored millions of gallons of mayo in caves in West Virginia for emergencies like this.
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i95
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Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Thu, 11/11/10 2:35 PM
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"...it was at lunch time when these cave explorers in West Virginia inserted their knife into the disappointedly empty mayonnaise jar and it made that distinctive, hollow "spelunk" sound that today's term for caving was born. And now you know.........................the rest of the story."
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MellowRoast
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Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Thu, 11/11/10 3:07 PM
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Oh, for the love of Pete. 
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bartl
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Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Sun, 11/14/10 3:42 PM
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Was there any response from the Mayo Clinic?
Bart
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appycamper
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Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Sun, 11/14/10 4:25 PM
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may o' may not have been. aioli know what i see in the news.
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Scorereader
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Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Mon, 11/15/10 2:36 PM
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the Onion always has some tear-jerking stories. ;o)
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edwmax
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Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Mon, 11/15/10 3:11 PM
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O gee, my reserves are starting to run low. ... I'll have to sneak out back so no one will see and make some more ... refill my empty jars. ... ...
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PapaJoe8
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Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out
Mon, 11/15/10 3:47 PM
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Tooo many folks mixing Pickled Jalapenos, and the juice, w/ mayo may be responsible for this shortage.
Joe
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