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Spudnut

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RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Mon, 01/10/05 10:32 AM (permalink)
Just saw this, Redtressed. I'm sure the cane lends an even additional aura of sophistication.

I like to think you got the injury kicking some undeserving man off of your doorstep.
 
    mayor al

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    RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Mon, 01/10/05 11:35 AM (permalink)

    Red,
    The image I am seeing is looking a lot more like Katherine Hepburn in the "African Queen"...but sounding like "The Helen Keller Story".
     
      6star

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      RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Mon, 01/10/05 11:39 AM (permalink)
      With it being snow and ice season, you be real careful going outside until this fracture heals. You don't need it expanding due to your slipping on some ice.
      You do realize, of course, since it is a hairline fracture, if it gets too big and your hair falls off, you will need a wig 24/7.
       
        chezkatie

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        RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Mon, 01/10/05 11:52 AM (permalink)
        quote:
        Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

        So, Red, do you think I ought to cancel that stateroom on the QM?


        Tell him no way! You can always rent a wheelchair if necessary
         
          Michael Hoffman

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          RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Mon, 01/10/05 11:54 AM (permalink)
           
            mr chips

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            RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 3:43 AM (permalink)
            Plese be careful Redressed. Our thoughts and prayers are with you
             
              tiki

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              RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 8:07 AM (permalink)
              Ok--you have now furfilled your hospital stay quota for the year!--Do not--i repeat--do not have cause to visit again! Glad your doing ok-----btw--I like to think you got injured draggin some DESERVING guy IN the door!!
               
                mayor al

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                RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 9:29 AM (permalink)
                Tiki,
                In your humble opinion, What would a guy have to do to become "DESERVING"? I need to forward this information to a friend in Columbus, Ohio !!
                 
                  Michael Hoffman

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                  RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 10:08 AM (permalink)
                  Ahem!
                   
                    Michael Stern

                    RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 10:11 AM (permalink)
                    We're glad you're back!

                     
                      tiki

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                      RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 10:39 AM (permalink)
                      quote:
                      Originally posted by Al-The Mayor-Bowen

                      Tiki,
                      In your humble opinion, What would a guy have to do to become "DESERVING"? I need to forward this information to a friend in Columbus, Ohio !!


                      Oh no---not getting ME in that one!!! first off--anyone REALLY desearving will go to the effort on their own to FIND OUT what the LADY has in mind when she thinks "Deserving"!--not what a bunch of old degenerate and over fed web denizons think!
                       
                        Michael Hoffman

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                        RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 12:10 PM (permalink)
                        Um, before this whole thing gets out of hand, please remember that I am an old, old man and Red is a young, attractive woman who most likely spends her off time beating away all the men her age who must always being circling. Ah, to be a youth again.
                         
                          EdSails

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                          RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 1:22 PM (permalink)
                          A quick and happy convalescence so you can be out having fun again soon!
                           
                            chezkatie

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                            RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 3:08 PM (permalink)
                            quote:
                            Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                            Um, before this whole thing gets out of hand, please remember that I am an old, old man and Red is a young, attractive woman who most likely spends her off time beating away all the men her age who must always being circling. Ah, to be a youth again.



                            "Age is not important unless you are a cheese."--Helen Hayes
                             
                              Donna Douglass

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                              RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 4:09 PM (permalink)
                              So glad you are okay, Redtressed....now please stay that way. Broken bones, hairline fractures, broken hearts....none of those are fun to endure, so you take care of yourself!

                              Donna
                               
                                Michael Hoffman

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                                RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 7:25 PM (permalink)
                                quote:
                                Originally posted by chezkatie

                                quote:
                                Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                                Um, before this whole thing gets out of hand, please remember that I am an old, old man and Red is a young, attractive woman who most likely spends her off time beating away all the men her age who must always being circling. Ah, to be a youth again.



                                "Age is not important unless you are a cheese."--Helen Hayes

                                You seem hellbent and determined for us to get together. "I applaud you!" -- Michael Hoffman
                                 
                                  mayor al

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                                  RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 7:33 PM (permalink)
                                  "Dearly Beloved,
                                  We Are gathered this day to"
                                  ......

                                  (Haven't done much of this Mayor stuff for awhile....gotta get out the "How To" book and practice for the upcoming events....Just in case!)
                                   
                                    Michael Hoffman

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                                    RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 7:44 PM (permalink)
                                    Red! Help! The Mayor won't let up.
                                     
                                      fcbaldwin

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                                      RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 7:46 PM (permalink)


                                      Somebody's got to get busy on the reception...

                                       
                                        mayor al

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                                        RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 8:04 PM (permalink)

                                        The Cake??? Who's gonna Decorate the Cake??? Mike, Call Little Debbie and see if they can get one ready on short notice???
                                         
                                          Michael Hoffman

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                                          RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 8:41 PM (permalink)
                                          I managed to lay my hands on a box of Devil Dogs. Will they do?
                                           
                                            berndog

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                                            RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 8:44 PM (permalink)
                                            Red, glad you're back and OK. We know you really went to the hospital because you heard they served Raodfood there. Now that you now how bad their food really is, stay away from that place... LOL
                                             
                                              redtressed

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                                              RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Tue, 01/11/05 9:59 PM (permalink)
                                              Thanks again for all the nice thoughts and sentiments, kiddos


                                              AS FOR :
                                              Mr. Hoffman
                                              The Mayor
                                              Tiki
                                              fcbaldwin sir:

                                              Why am I getting a sudden urge to do some creative preparation of my own version of Fried Mountain Oysters? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????????


                                              And Katie darlin' girl..........you DO know what they say about paybacks, eh girlie? Just you wait mah deah...............muahahahaha
                                               
                                                Michael Hoffman

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                                                RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Wed, 01/12/05 7:41 PM (permalink)
                                                Oh, sure. First it's weenies on the sign in your yard and now it's moutain oyesters. Is there nothing too evil for you?
                                                 
                                                  chezkatie

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                                                  RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Wed, 01/12/05 8:04 PM (permalink)
                                                  quote:
                                                  Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                                                  Oh, sure. First it's weenies on the sign in your yard and now it's moutain oyesters. Is there nothing too evil for you?



                                                  Sounds like just the gal for you

                                                  Ok The wedding breakfast menu (cooked and served by me) will be:

                                                  Real down home corned beef hash

                                                  Beautifully poached eggs

                                                  Delicious homemade bread, toasted

                                                  Wonderful ripe strawberries to be dipped into

                                                  Some great champagne

                                                   
                                                    Michael Hoffman

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                                                    RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Wed, 01/12/05 8:26 PM (permalink)
                                                    Well, it sure sounds like a wonderful breakfast, but I'm thinking I ought to help Red when she gets around to those paybacks she mentioned.
                                                     
                                                      Ort. Carlton.

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                                                      RE: Redtressed is in the Hospital Wed, 01/12/05 8:58 PM (permalink)
                                                      Redtressed,
                                                      Wow - another hospital stay! It sure is good to hear that you're back home, even if afflicted with cane-itis.
                                                      Let me send you a great big hug (((((YOU))))) and a hearty "GET WELL SOON, O REDHEADED GODDESS!!!!!"
                                                      Encouragingly, Ort. Carlton in STILL warm Athens, Georgia.
                                                       
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