Redtressed is in the Hospital

Just saw this, Redtressed. I'm sure the cane lends an even additional aura of sophistication.

I like to think you got the injury kicking some undeserving man off of your doorstep.

Red,
The image I am seeing is looking a lot more like Katherine Hepburn in the "African Queen"...but sounding like "The Helen Keller Story".

With it being snow and ice season, you be real careful going outside until this fracture heals. You don't need it expanding due to your slipping on some ice.
You do realize, of course, since it is a hairline fracture, if it gets too big and your hair falls off, you will need a wig 24/7.

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Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

So, Red, do you think I ought to cancel that stateroom on the QM?

Tell him no way! You can always rent a wheelchair if necessary

Plese be careful Redressed. Our thoughts and prayers are with you

Ok--you have now furfilled your hospital stay quota for the year!--Do not--i repeat--do not have cause to visit again! Glad your doing ok-----btw--I like to think you got injured draggin some DESERVING guy IN the door!!

Tiki,
In your humble opinion, What would a guy have to do to become "DESERVING"? I need to forward this information to a friend in Columbus, Ohio !!

Ahem!

We're glad you're back!

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Originally posted by Al-The Mayor-Bowen

Tiki,
In your humble opinion, What would a guy have to do to become "DESERVING"? I need to forward this information to a friend in Columbus, Ohio !!

Oh no---not getting ME in that one!!! first off--anyone REALLY desearving will go to the effort on their own to FIND OUT what the LADY has in mind when she thinks "Deserving"!--not what a bunch of old degenerate and over fed web denizons think!

Um, before this whole thing gets out of hand, please remember that I am an old, old man and Red is a young, attractive woman who most likely spends her off time beating away all the men her age who must always being circling. Ah, to be a youth again.

A quick and happy convalescence so you can be out having fun again soon!

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Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

Um, before this whole thing gets out of hand, please remember that I am an old, old man and Red is a young, attractive woman who most likely spends her off time beating away all the men her age who must always being circling. Ah, to be a youth again.

"Age is not important unless you are a cheese."--Helen Hayes

So glad you are okay, Redtressed....now please stay that way. Broken bones, hairline fractures, broken hearts....none of those are fun to endure, so you take care of yourself!

Donna

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Originally posted by chezkatie

quote:

Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

Um, before this whole thing gets out of hand, please remember that I am an old, old man and Red is a young, attractive woman who most likely spends her off time beating away all the men her age who must always being circling. Ah, to be a youth again.

"Age is not important unless you are a cheese."--Helen Hayes

You seem hellbent and determined for us to get together. "I applaud you!" -- Michael Hoffman

"Dearly Beloved,
We Are gathered this day to"......

(Haven't done much of this Mayor stuff for awhile....gotta get out the "How To" book and practice for the upcoming events....Just in case!)

Red! Help! The Mayor won't let up.

Somebody's got to get busy on the reception...

The Cake??? Who's gonna Decorate the Cake??? Mike, Call Little Debbie and see if they can get one ready on short notice???

I managed to lay my hands on a box of Devil Dogs. Will they do?

Red, glad you're back and OK. We know you really went to the hospital because you heard they served Raodfood there. Now that you now how bad their food really is, stay away from that place... LOL

Thanks again for all the nice thoughts and sentiments, kiddos


AS FOR :
Mr. Hoffman
The Mayor
Tiki
fcbaldwin sir:

Why am I getting a sudden urge to do some creative preparation of my own version of Fried Mountain Oysters? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????????


And Katie darlin' girl..........you DO know what they say about paybacks, eh girlie? Just you wait mah deah...............muahahahaha

Oh, sure. First it's weenies on the sign in your yard and now it's moutain oyesters. Is there nothing too evil for you?

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Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

Oh, sure. First it's weenies on the sign in your yard and now it's moutain oyesters. Is there nothing too evil for you?

Sounds like just the gal for you

Ok The wedding breakfast menu (cooked and served by me) will be:

Real down home corned beef hash

Beautifully poached eggs

Delicious homemade bread, toasted

Wonderful ripe strawberries to be dipped into

Some great champagne

Well, it sure sounds like a wonderful breakfast, but I'm thinking I ought to help Red when she gets around to those paybacks she mentioned.

Redtressed,
Wow - another hospital stay! It sure is good to hear that you're back home, even if afflicted with cane-itis.
Let me send you a great big hug (((((YOU))))) and a hearty "GET WELL SOON, O REDHEADED GODDESS!!!!!"
Encouragingly, Ort. Carlton in STILL warm Athens, Georgia.