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  • Joined: 6/10/2004
  • Location: wellsburg, WV
Burger Humor! Fri, 06/10/05 5:29 AM (permalink)
Hope this hasnt been posted before and I wasnt sure where it should go but,,,

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating A 15-Pound Cheeseburger

10. "Does this restaurant have a defibrillator?"

9. "Am I that hungry or should I order the 12-poud cheeseburger?"

8. "Does it come with fries?"

7. "Would it be easier to eat 60 quarter pounders?"

6. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"

5. "How expensive is it to be buried in a piano case?"

4. "What am I going to have for dessert?"

3. "Why is everybody looking at me?"

2. "What would Jesus do?"

1. "Can I super-size that?"

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    • Joined: 11/13/2003
    • Location: Granger, IN
    RE: Burger Humor! Fri, 06/10/05 7:57 AM (permalink)
    I can't imagine even what a 15 pound cheeseburger would look like - nevermind if i could eat it... i am sure there are people out there that could..
    and i would have to wonder how many of those questions they might really ask themselves..
    hmmm oh well-- i'll never have to worry about that.. the closest i come to a big burger is a little over 1/4 pound.... :)
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