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BTB

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  • Location: St. Petersburg, FL
RE: Restrooms Fri, 03/3/06 2:00 PM (permalink)
My two cents . . . I really, really, really dislike the air driers so very, very much. Please have some good paper towel machines available. A small thing, but one among many when you consider your overall experience at a restaurant.
 
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    Fieldthistle

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    • Location: Hinton, VA
    RE: Restrooms Fri, 03/3/06 3:16 PM (permalink)
    Hello All,
    Lol, V960 about the thread going as far south as possible.
    It's funny, I never thought of the twists and turns this thread has taken when I started it.
    Human beings are funny and fantastic, and often unpredictable as I've seen in this thread.
    Wow! Roadfood.com continues to amaze, amuse and confuse me. Gotta love it.
    Take Care,
    Fieldthistle
     
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      V960

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      • Joined: 6/17/2005
      • Location: Kannapolis area, NC
      RE: Restrooms Fri, 03/3/06 5:01 PM (permalink)
      You got it man,

      Should we now discuss high speeed blowers v. regular ones.
       
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        Burgerman1

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        • Location: Mount Holly, NC
        RE: Restrooms Fri, 03/3/06 11:28 PM (permalink)
        I REALLY HOPE THIS IS THE LAST WORD ON THIS TOPIC FOR AWHILE....SO I'LL END THIS THREAD WITH A JOKE. (IT HAS BEEN CLEANED UP, PARDON THE PUN)


        One day this couple was driving..they were on the highway. All of a sudden the man got the urge to use the bathroom, a #2. So he pulled over to the nearest place he could find. It was a gas station.

        He walked into the bathroom and did his thing..then he realized that there wasn't any toilet paper. He looked around and noticed a hole on the wall. It said next to the hole:

        "There is no toilet paper, you have to use your own fingers to wipe your bottom yourself. Take your index and middle finger and wipe, then stick them in this hole to have them licked clean by a human tounge."

        The man at first though, "What the heck, I'm not going to do that." Then he sat there and figured he would just wait. Then he realized this idea was ridiculous, and that since he had no other choice, he took his two fingers and wiped his bottom clean, then stuck them in the hole.

        On the other side of the wall a man was sitting there, and when he saw the two fingers, he grabbed two bricks and slammed them together on his fingers.

        The man pulled his fingers out quickly and stuck them in his mouth to relieve the pain.
         
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          V960

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          • Location: Kannapolis area, NC
          RE: Restrooms Mon, 03/6/06 3:26 PM (permalink)
          Another toilet joke.

          Same entry but two guys in side by side stalls...

          "I'm out of tissue...can you pass some over under the wall?"

          "Only enough for me"

          "Got change for a five?"
           
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