Since I am headed south...

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2006/02/02 19:00:39 (permalink)

Since I am headed south...

Of course, ya'll know this is just in jest!
I feel the need to make a disclaimer here!
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Things you will NEVER hear a southern man say:

...Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

...I thought Graceland was tacky.

...Wrestlings Fake.

...Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

...We're vegetarians.

...Do you think my gut is to big?

...I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

...Honey, we don't need another dog.

...Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

...Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

...My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

...Checkmate.

...I don't have a favorite college team.

...You All.

And, the Number One thing you'll NEVER hear a Southern Man say:

...Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.


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