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roossy90

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W.O.R.K. Thu, 03/30/06 9:03 PM (permalink)
VIRUS WARNING:

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any
means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.


 
#1
    Extreme Glow

    RE: W.O.R.K. Fri, 03/31/06 4:37 PM (permalink)
    Worse yet, I have an allergic reaction to WORK.
     
    #2
      mayor al

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      • Location: Louisville area, Southern Indiana
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      RE: W.O.R.K. Fri, 03/31/06 5:58 PM (permalink)

      Relax, It is just a temporary passing affliction. By age 57 I had shaken off all the symptoms and emerged with a much healthier attitude about my ability to ignore WORK in any form.
       
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        shortchef

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        • Joined: 1/28/2004
        • Location: Nokomis, FL
        RE: W.O.R.K. Fri, 03/31/06 7:56 PM (permalink)
        Me, too, Mr. Mayor! I am really enjoying my retirement. Nice to have the luxury of doing stuff I enjoy, like volunteer work and day trips. I shook off all the symptoms a long time ago...
         
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