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Pwingsx

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RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sun, 05/21/06 1:48 PM (permalink)
All of these puns made me laugh, but it was TJ's "had enough of silly love songs" that really put me over the edge.
 
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    GordonW

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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sun, 05/21/06 2:26 PM (permalink)

    She don't love him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

    One lives down in the muck, feeding on whatever comes its way, and is a slimey, nasty being that you would never want anything to do with.

    The other is a fish.

     
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      danimal15

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      RE: McCartney-Mills Split Tue, 05/23/06 12:09 AM (permalink)
      Glad I was able to help start this chain of lawyer jokes. Keep them coming!
       
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        Copperhedzkettle

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        RE: McCartney-Mills Split Tue, 05/23/06 8:59 AM (permalink)
        quote:
        Originally posted by danimal15

        Glad I was able to help start this chain of lawyer jokes. Keep them coming!


        God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"

        Copper
         
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