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 I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf

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roossy90

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I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Wed, 06/14/06 5:39 PM (permalink)
Just something silly to break the ice!


Pick the month you were born in:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the Macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an iPOD
12-------a banana
13-------chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want Green------Because I
hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because I cant control myself

Put the phrases together, type the phrase in the subject box, pass it on
to your friends.
 
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    Scorereader

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    RE: I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Wed, 06/14/06 5:45 PM (permalink)
    you're not wear a shirt right now?

     
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      roossy90

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      RE: I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Wed, 06/14/06 5:46 PM (permalink)
      quote:
      Originally posted by Scorereader

      you're not wear a shirt right now?



      No!
      Clarification.. I do have a bra on!
       
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        PapaJoe8

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        RE: I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Wed, 06/14/06 5:57 PM (permalink)
        I sang to my best friends boy friend because thats the way I roll.

        We have WAY to much time on our hands! And, I should be playing poker, but it just dosen't seam like much fun! One thing I have learned about poker, if it dosen't sound like fun, don't do it!
        Joe
         
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          Michael Hoffman

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          RE: I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Wed, 06/14/06 6:10 PM (permalink)
          I kicked a gangster because someone offered me $1,000,000. So where's the dough?
           
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            roossy90

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            RE: I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Wed, 06/14/06 6:29 PM (permalink)
            quote:
            Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

            I kicked a gangster because someone offered me $1,000,000. So where's the dough?


            S.O.L. my friend!
             
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              PapaJoe8

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              RE: I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Wed, 06/14/06 7:02 PM (permalink)
              Lolol, you can't trust a gangster now days, usedto you could, maybe? Same holds tru for gamblers!

              Slim once said, "If Joe says a knat can pull a house, go find a real tiny harness and hitch it up!"

              Those were the good old days!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              Joe
               
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                dreamzpainter

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                RE: I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Wed, 06/14/06 8:36 PM (permalink)
                i yelled at myself because i cant control myself
                 
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                  Pwingsx

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                  RE: I danced with a ninja because I cant control myslf Thu, 06/15/06 5:24 PM (permalink)
                  I smoked my science teacher because that's how I roll.

                  'Nuff said.
                   
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