Only in New York City...
Cup-O-Pizza 
I wasn't even drunk, so I have no excuses.
It consisted of a cup, lined with pre-cooked crust. As you ordered your toppings, it was swabbed with pizza sauce, much like you do a sandwich, with mayo & a knife.
Then, the mystery meat, brown mushrooms, and limp onions were dumped into the cup, and a handful of garlic added---no doubt for it's anti-bacterial qualities. Lastly, hot, fluorescent orange "cheese" was poured over the mixture.
The immigrant cart vendor, then takes your $10, and gives you a plastic fork, that breaks upon first use. No prob,
Cup-O-Pizza, can be consumed as a hot beverage as well.
The contents take the characteristics, of a slow-moving tsunami of glowing sludge, as it approaches your portal, and suddenly a fear that what goes in must come out strikes you.
Your fear is justified...
Though the cup is sans any mention of
Cup-O-Pizza, is does state "Please Pray For A Kurdish Homeland."
Only in New York City...
