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Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dippin'
Thu, 07/17/08 9:44 AM
[url='http://www.theonion.com/content/news/time_traveler_everyone_in_the']Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dippin' Dots[/url]
"What is this primitive 'iced cream' you people consume?" Wolcott asked as he cautiously handled a two-scoop chocolate ice-cream cone and examined it with curiousity. "Today, I saw human beings putting cold dairy products into their mouths—products of an odd, thick consistency and bland monochromatic color. Why would people eat this syrupy gruel when they could eat hundreds of individually frozen orbs? In my time, when a meal is completed, we all eat bowls of Dippin' Dots. I cannot conceive of any other way of life."
As ice cream melted and dripped onto his hand, Wolcott shrieked, threw the cone to the ground, and stamped on it repeatedly with his foot.