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My original Lawyer Joke Sat, 10/11/08 8:31 PM (permalink)
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a blood sucking leech?

A: When you die, the blood sucking leech drops off, but the lawyer hangs on for probate.

Disclaimer: I know several lawyers and actually like some. This is humor people. Add a joke if you have one or pass this on to the lawyers in your life (AFTER they've billed you-never before).
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