Hot Dog lovers, check out this shirt.

http://shirt.woot.com/

Woot is a deal a day site; they sell one thing per day until they sell out or at midnight they switch to their next product.  Shirt Woot is a sister site.  They sell one user created T-shirt per day.  The price is always $10 with free shipping.  The shirts are made by American Apparel, who makes very comfortable shirts, but they do shrink.  So order one size up.

Today's shirt SCREAMS Roadfood.  If you want it buy early; they will probably sell out!

Here is the write up from the their site:

Around The U.S. In One Dozen Weenies

Ode To Beef Lips, Ground Hooves And Rectal Membranes

These are the dogs of the U.S. of A.
Yes these are the dogs of our land
And each one’s prepared in its own special way
A nationwide tour in your hand

A hot dog’s a hot dog wherever you go
At a barbecue or baseball game
But our regional tastes are diverse and they show
In the way we don’t serve dogs the same

Chicagoans load up their hot dogs like mad
And they serve them in poppy-seed buns
Cucumbers, onions and more can be had
But ketchup, that just isn’t done

Seattle frankfurters have cream cheese on top
New Jersey puts taters on theirs
If you go to Connecticut, make sure to stop
For the fried dogs that Rawley’s prepares

Georgia’s are “scrambled” with onions and beans
D.C. has half-smokes from Ben’s
But my favorite regional dog that I’ve seen
Is a Coney Dog from Michigan

These are the dogs of the U.S. of A.
Yes these are the dogs of our land
And each one’s prepared in its own special way
A nationwide tour in your hand

Wear this shirt: to cover your own unappetizing “natural casing.”
Don’t wear this shirt: without a bib, or you’ll get chili, sauerkraut, cheese, relish, onions, peppers, melted cheese, mustard and tomatoes on it.
This shirt tells the world: “As the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog man, make me one with everything.”
We call this color: Red Hots Here, Getcha Red Hots

What's the L.A. dog supposed to indicate? If it was a toid in a bun, then I'd know they were representing a Pink's hot dog, but it doesn't look like a toid.

enginecapt


What's the L.A. dog supposed to indicate? If it was a toid in a bun, then I'd know they were representing a Pink's hot dog, but it doesn't look like a toid.

I wouldn't even dare step on a Pink's dog, would have to throw my shoes away!

For me, this would be the shirt that tops them all. Preferably, image on back. Anyone else? Joe is hot on the idea.  pb
 
 

 
p.s.
Original art credit goes to Hawk Krall. He has prints for $27 that include this one plus DC Half Smoke, The Chicago Depression Dog, and NYC's Papaya Dog. 
 
Here's the link to his site. 

Foodosaurus
Ode To Beef Lips, Ground Hooves And Rectal Membranes

Oh, I get it. Hot dogs are a disguised version of an Andrew Zimmern bizarre foods sampling.

porkbeaks-
thanks for the plug! I saw the shirt posted here and though "gee, I should really promote my prints on roadfood..." but you beat me to it. I'm not doing any shirts (yet) but I'm always available to draw hot dogs.

Woot has another Hot Dog Shirt today.  It's a Captain Planet spoof
 
http://shirt.woot.com/
 
Here is the woot write up:
 

THE MOST EFFICIENT MEAT DELIVERY FORMAT MAN WILL EVER KNOW

1st place in Derby #171 Meat, with 1189 votes!

One, two, three, four, five
Different animals are chopped up and put inside
Of the
Sausage casing that’s made from intestine
It’s not the very best meat but it’s got the blessing
The FDA says it’s safe to eat
And sometimes the rabbi down the street.
It’s called kosher, halal, gourmet or all-beefer
But those cost more and we’re all a little cheaper.
So what can we do? We gotta find the dollar store
Grab cheap franks and just hit the door.
Drop a little boil and it’s all good, bun it.
Just use a lot of condiment.
A little bit of meat comes from the hen
A little bit from that swine in the pen
A little bit of cow so we can say
A little bit of beef on labeling
A little bit fish, well probably not
A little bit of rat we’ve likely got
A little bit of pre-cooking, you’ll see
A little bit of color’s all you need
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Red Dye Number 5
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Fluff up the bun
And heat the kraut up right
Shake the mustard around
So the water mixes down
Some beans to the left
Potato salad to the right
A beer or a soda
If the host is real polite
Take a bite once
And take a bite twice
AND IF YOU USE ANY DAMN KETCHUP YOU’RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT
A little bit of meat comes from the hen
A little bit from that swine in the pen
A little bit of cow so we can say
A little bit of beef on labeling
A little bit fish, well probably not
A little bit of rat we’ve likely got
A little bit of pre-cooking, you’ll see
A little bit of color’s all you need
Dat daaa daaa daaa dat
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Dat daaa daaa daaa dat
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DAAAAAAA
Daaaaaaa
DAAAAAAA
Chomp it!
Daaaaaaa
So chomp it!
Daaaaaaa
DAAAAAAA
Red Dye Number 5
Daaaaaaa
Dat! Dat!
A little bit of meat comes from the hen
A little bit from that swine in the pen
A little bit of cow so we can say
A little bit of beef on labeling
A little bit fish, well probably not
A little bit of rat we’ve likely got
A little bit of pre-cooking, you’ll see
A little bit of color’s all you need
Hot dogs 
Are too
Delicious though not good for you
You can’t eat one
You just want five
But cheap ones probably will end your life.
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Red Dye Number 5
Dat daaa daaa daaa dat
da dada dada dat! Dat!
Wear this shirt: if you’re competitive eating star Joey Chestnut. Seriously, man, if you see this, write in. We’ll give you a free hot dog shirt for next year’s contest.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the guy that had Kobayashi arrested. Not cool, dude. Sure, it was your job and everything but… not cool.
This shirt tells the world: “Our nation is like a hot dog. None of it belonged together in the first place, but somehow, it works.”
We call this color: If Your Hot Dog Is Asphalt Colored You Cooked It Too Long