Doin' Dee's Again

With nothing else to do, and no football games of any interest being broadcast, I decided to take a little ride down to Nelsonville, Ohio and Dee's Diner for a bit of late lunch. It's always a pleasure visiting Dee's because I know that when I order a cheeseburger I won't be surprised, although there was this one time back in September that was a major exception.
 
Today there were no surprises. My cheeseburger was as dry as the Sahara, with just the mustard and mayonnaise to lubricate the throat enough for swallowing. And the coffee once again did not disappoint. It was both old and weak.
 
I couldn't have been more pleased.
 
Is self-flaggelation something like that?

Yes, Mr.Hoffman.

sometimes you have to do those things to yourself,Michael.

Seems like it.

Excuse me, for laughing out loud. I guess Mr Hoffman can claim Dee's Diner a memorable dining experience.
 
 Places like this never seem to ask, " How was your meal"?  Kind of deflates the purpose of even going out.