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chewingthefat

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With all the breakdowns in society... Wed, 04/27/11 9:49 PM (permalink)
Women still don't fart, in public. Strange, as they will cuss like Sailors, fight you tooth to nail, cause havoc, but no farts, or laughing about, "I just cut one" wassup?
 
Mar, gassup here!
<message edited by chewingthefat on Wed, 04/27/11 9:50 PM>
 
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    sk bob

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    Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Wed, 04/27/11 10:40 PM (permalink)
    they save them up to do for their husbands at home where they think, we think their "poots" are cute. 
    and they're proud to announce "I've gotta fart"
    <message edited by sk bob on Wed, 04/27/11 10:45 PM>
     
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      mar52

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      Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Wed, 04/27/11 11:18 PM (permalink)
      Uhhhhhhh
       
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        Michael Hoffman

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        Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Wed, 04/27/11 11:21 PM (permalink)
        Don't dignify it with a response.
         
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          chewingthefat

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          Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 12:15 PM (permalink)
          Michael Hoffman


          Don't dignify it with a response.

          LOL, you just did!

           
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            mbrookes

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            Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 4:23 PM (permalink)
            I guess we just see that as a "guy thing"...sort of like watching The Three Stooges. Y'all think it's hysterical, but most of us just don't see the humor.
             
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              chewingthefat

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              Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 4:55 PM (permalink)
              mbrookes


              I guess we just see that as a "guy thing"...sort of like watching The Three Stooges. Y'all think it's hysterical, but most of us just don't see the humor.

              I couldn't agree more!
               
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                Michael Hoffman

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                Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 5:02 PM (permalink)
                chewingthefat


                Michael Hoffman


                Don't dignify it with a response.

                LOL, you just did!


                Nope. I was responding to mar52.
                 
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                  ann peeples

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                  Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 5:56 PM (permalink)
                  The first time I passed gas in front of Bob, it was a doozy, and after we had married. He stated that "you didnt do that when we were dating".Its now a common occurance in our 32 years together.
                   
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                    zataar

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                    Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 7:14 PM (permalink)
                    The word for today is "Scatology." Gross :-(
                     
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                      chewingthefat

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                      Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 8:20 PM (permalink)
                      zataar


                      The word for today is "Scatology." Gross :-(

                      No, the WORDS for today are truth and humor, hopefully! If anyone is somehow offended, by this harmless topic, well, I will refer you to Michael Hoffman's first responce...also please lighten up, lot's of seriously bad things happening around the Country, indeed World, fart references certainly ain't in the top 10,000,000!

                       
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                        Michael Hoffman

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                        Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 9:55 PM (permalink)
                        Taking time out from the draft to agree wholeheartedly with zataar.
                         
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                          ces1948

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                          Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 10:00 PM (permalink)
                          My wife has always been proud of her farts. We laugh , cut up, hold our noses and generaly have great fun, I say relax and enjoy the fun.
                           
                           
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                            smokestack lightning

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                            Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Thu, 04/28/11 10:36 PM (permalink)
                            Michael Hoffman


                            Taking time out from the draft to agree wholeheartedly with zataar.

                             
                            I also agree completely. Gross and repugnant on a food site
                             
                            Not surprising but gross.
                             
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                              Nancypalooza

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                              Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Fri, 04/29/11 10:53 AM (permalink)
                              Truthfully, I think this topic is more divisive than politics. :)
                               
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                                ann peeples

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                                Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Fri, 04/29/11 11:16 AM (permalink)
                                Oh well, I thought it was funny.
                                 
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                                  Nancypalooza

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                                  Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Fri, 04/29/11 1:24 PM (permalink)
                                  (I agree with you Annie.)  But I've never gotten more disgusted looks from people, particularly women, as when I say something about any kind of bathroom issue.  I don't know what got ingrained in women to make them believe that they should never admit to engaging in any of those activities, but there you have it.
                                   
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                                    fishtaco

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                                    Re:With all the breakdowns in society... Fri, 04/29/11 1:56 PM (permalink)
                                    chewingthefat


                                    Women still don't fart, in public. Strange, as they will cuss like Sailors, fight you tooth to nail, cause havoc, but no farts, or laughing about, "I just cut one" wassup?

                                    Mar, gassup here!

                                     
                                    My g/f claims I am the only man that has ever heard her fart, and she has been married twice and has three adult sons. But then she's 50 now so just goes with the teritorry.

                                     
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