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 My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chewingthefat

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My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fri, 05/27/11 11:51 AM (permalink)
The title is "How to Enjoy the 24 houre Before your Colonoscopy" it's exactly zero pages long! Please buy it and see if you don't agree with me!!
 
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    mar52

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    Re:My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fri, 05/27/11 12:03 PM (permalink)
    You didn't ask me for recipes!
     
    Actually you go to a Chinese restaurant, order the won ton soup and strain it.  Throw away solids.
     
    Enjoy.
     
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      kland01s

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      Re:My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fri, 05/27/11 12:05 PM (permalink)
      The best part of when I had a colonoscopy was that my hospital sent me home with a frozen quart of chicken noodle soup. That was the best stuff!
       
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        ScreamingChicken

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        Re:My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sun, 05/29/11 7:03 PM (permalink)
        CTF, be sure the package you order has enough wallet-size photos for all your friends, as well as an 8x10 suitable for framing.
         
        If the proctologist offers you a musical selection for relaxation and your listening enjoyment, Led Zeppelin's "In Through the Out Door" might be appropriate...
         
        Brad
         
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