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CajunKing

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You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Wed, 08/31/11 6:38 PM (permalink)
Hamilton Man Accused of Sex Act with Inflatable Raft
http://www.local12.com/ne...FKuuEul3N1HAKEZ7w.cspx
 
What is even scarier than the picture of him, is the fact IT WASNT HIS FIRST TIME CAUGHT.
 
What in the #%&* is this world coming to?
 
 
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    DawnT

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    Re:You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Wed, 08/31/11 8:17 PM (permalink)
    In the last paragraph, it's too bad that the line didn't read something to the effect of he is currently in the custody of Hamilton County animal control and will be altered at the order of the court.
     
    Yup, that would "fix" the problem.
     
     
     
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      joerogo

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      Re:You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Wed, 08/31/11 8:25 PM (permalink)
      well.....The pool was pink.
       
      EDIT:  Shoot, I better ad a half dozen of these....
      <message edited by joerogo on Wed, 08/31/11 8:27 PM>
       
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        mar52

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        Re:You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Wed, 08/31/11 8:34 PM (permalink)
        Somewhere a chicken was saved!
         
         
         
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          joerogo

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          Re:You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Wed, 08/31/11 8:46 PM (permalink)
          mar52


          Somewhere a chicken was saved!



           
          Mar......You're starting to scare me
           
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            dimmie2

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            Re:You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Wed, 08/31/11 9:25 PM (permalink)

             
            Better a raft than a little girl.
             
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              Foodbme

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              Re:You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Thu, 09/1/11 3:42 AM (permalink)
              Poor Guy.
              Maybe some Federal Agency will give him a free inflatable doll so his self-esteem does not get brused too badly thereby allowing him to be integrated into society after months of free counseling, housing and food. They'll also send him to school at no cost so he can learn a trade.
              If he ends up back in jail, they'll do it all over again!
               
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                Foodbme

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                Re:You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Thu, 09/1/11 3:45 AM (permalink)
                mar52

                Somewhere a chicken was saved!

                Now that right there is Funny!---Sick, but funny!
                 
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                  ann peeples

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                  Re:You Just Can't Make Up This Kind Of News!!!! Thu, 09/1/11 4:04 AM (permalink)
                  Oh my Lord.............
                   
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