MY Lentil and Vegetable Soup
Delicious? You bet! And so easy to make! Just open the can, dump it in a bowl, heat & eat. It must’ve smelled good because my neighbor came in and said “That smells good.” I told him “What the &*^$%# are you doing in my house you *&^*^%$? You’d better get the &^$ outta here!” I’m not putting up with any of that nonsense – go take a long walk off a short pier, I says, go jump in a lake, go dry up and blow away, you young whippersnapper. Buzz off, I told him. Get lost. There’s a bus leaving in 10 minutes, be under it, says I. I really told him, all right! You’re not getting me with your shenanigans, mister!