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mar52

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Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 2:35 PM (permalink)
Pickled
 
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    kland01s

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    Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 3:56 PM (permalink)
    What??? I had an ex that would crumble potato chips onto a meatloaf sandwich dosed in ketchup. Had another ex that would make me amazing dinners. No ex anymore...... long time partner of 34 years currently. Many years of good food made together.
     
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      mar52

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      Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 4:31 PM (permalink)
      34 years is nice!
       
      Jerk Chicken  (Not you)
       
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        Wabbit

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        Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 4:34 PM (permalink)
        Flaky as pie crust, disposition of vinegar.
         
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          wanderingjew

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          Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 4:48 PM (permalink)
          I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
           
          I believe this is the second.
           
          I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
           
          "carrots and celery sticks"
           
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            mar52

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            Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 5:21 PM (permalink)
            Give rutabagas a chance!
             
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              Michael Hoffman

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              Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 5:23 PM (permalink)
              They're called turnips in New England and Swedes in Ireland.
               
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                edwmax

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                Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 6:05 PM (permalink)
                My ex   ... nuts ...
                 
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                  Foodbme

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                  Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 7:59 PM (permalink)
                  wanderingjew

                  I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
                  I believe this is the second.
                  I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
                  "carrots and celery sticks"

                  HUH???????
                  I think that one requires a little more explanation!!
                   
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                    mayor al

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                    Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 8:34 PM (permalink)
                    OK..
                    Despite the fact that I stayed around for 24 years...marinating someone my size takes time... I find that my ex-spouse is made of self-rising flour and Postum grounds and has a dented can, generic-brand, pork-n-beans mentality. When I finally had enough of the slow-roasting fork-jabbing attitude I left.
                    She continue to be one who thinks if she whines and fusses enough, people will believe she is the center of the universe.
                    She is watery lime jello mixed with dry Ramen mix and served with Hamburger Helper minus the Hamburger.  OH Yeah, toss in some Meow Mix, She had 25 cats the last time one of my kids counted.
                    Thank You. I feel much better now. My second spouse is the TUMS and Strip Steak of my Life !!
                     
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                      1bbqboy

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                      Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 9:23 PM (permalink)
                      bi-polar bunghole stew served over VERY sour lemons.
                       
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                        CCinNJ

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                        Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 9:33 PM (permalink)
                        Peachy &$@€#^ &@$!¥£
                         
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                          wanderingjew

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                          Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 10:30 PM (permalink)
                          Foodbme


                          wanderingjew

                          I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
                          I believe this is the second.
                          I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
                          "carrots and celery sticks"

                          HUH???????
                          I think that one requires a little more explanation!!

                           
                          Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.
                           
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                            edwmax

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                            Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 11:02 PM (permalink)
                            wanderingjew


                            Foodbme


                            wanderingjew

                            I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
                            I believe this is the second.
                            I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
                            "carrots and celery sticks"

                            HUH???????
                            I think that one requires a little more explanation!!


                            Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.

                              OH ... that type! ...
                             
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                              mar52

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                              Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 12:24 AM (permalink)
                              Corny
                               
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                                joerogo

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                                Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 7:20 AM (permalink)
                                wanderingjew


                                Foodbme


                                wanderingjew

                                I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
                                I believe this is the second.
                                I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
                                "carrots and celery sticks"

                                HUH???????
                                I think that one requires a little more explanation!!


                                Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.

                                 
                                For the record, this is you third post in the "Miscellaneous - Off Topic & "Lighter Fare"" forum.  Consider yourself on double secret probation.
                                 
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                                  MetroplexJim

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                                  Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 9:13 AM (permalink)
                                  Ex Mrs. Metro #1:  a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Turned alkie on me; I got the house and the kids).
                                   
                                  Ex Mrs. Metro #2:  a bipolar saltena.  (A spicy Bolivian who had her violent "ups & downs").
                                   
                                  Ex Mrs. Mtro #3:  The turkey in "Christmas Vacation".  (HUGE mistake; I was sadly focused only on appearances; exploding "trophy wife"; YIKES!)
                                   
                                  The present Mrs. Metro:  Dinner at Restaurant Jules Verne.  (Excellent, cultured, with a great view!)
                                   
                                  And BTW:  None of my ex'es lives in Texas! 
                                  <message edited by MetroplexJim on Sat, 10/6/12 11:13 AM>
                                   
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                                    SeamusD

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                                    Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 11:52 AM (permalink)
                                    Ex-wife: cold fish on stale bread, thought she was caviar on toast points.
                                    Ex-gf: Red Bull and vodka on crack.
                                     
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                                      Michael Hoffman

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                                      Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 12:02 PM (permalink)
                                      Gagutz
                                       
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                                        love2bake

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                                        Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 12:26 PM (permalink)
                                        I'd describe him as any of the "mother" sauces... 
                                         
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                                          mar52

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                                          Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 4:17 PM (permalink)
                                          Wienie
                                           
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                                            iluvcfood

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                                            Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Tue, 08/14/12 4:47 PM (permalink)
                                            Sloppy Joes for tonights dinner..........
                                            Soon as the meat has finished simmering a bit I'll add 3 different kinds of shredded cheese and then "slop" it between 2 toasted Texas sized onion buns.
                                            I'll serve them with some crispy onion rings! 
                                             

                                            <message edited by iluvcfood on Tue, 08/14/12 7:50 PM>
                                             
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                                              CCinNJ

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                                              Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Tue, 08/14/12 10:19 PM (permalink)
                                              He must have been REALLY sloppy.
                                               
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                                                CCinNJ

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                                                Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Tue, 08/14/12 10:32 PM (permalink)
                                                Polish Boy
                                                 
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                                                  chefbuba

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                                                  Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Tue, 08/14/12 11:21 PM (permalink)
                                                  There's two threads co-mingled here.......
                                                   
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                                                    1bbqboy

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                                                    Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Wed, 08/15/12 1:45 AM (permalink)
                                                    ....or maybe not.
                                                     
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                                                      CCinNJ

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                                                      Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Wed, 08/15/12 10:07 AM (permalink)
                                                      A sandwich is a sandwich...
                                                       
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                                                        joerogo

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                                                        Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Wed, 08/15/12 10:44 AM (permalink)
                                                        I think Texas sized buns are good.
                                                         
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