Chris Madrid's

1900 Blanco Rd., San Antonio, TX - (210) 735-3552

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Posted By Michael Stern on July 4, 2010 10:04 AM

Chris Madrid's hamburgers are broad and beautiful, not too thick, but juicy enough to ooze the moment finger pressure is applied to the big-domed bun that holds them. A normal quarter-pound version is hearty enough; the macho burger, twice the size, is laughably wide, extending far beyond its bun. All sorts of variations are available, including a flaming jalapeno burger, a porky's delight layered with bacon, and a super-goopy cheddar cheezy; but the house specialty, not to be missed, is a tostada burger. Silky refried beans and massive amounts of cheddar cheese crown the big hamburger, also layered with a sheaf of tortilla chips that offer earthy corn flavor and intriguing chewy crunch. The great condiment for this one is salsa, to which customers help themselves near the pickup window. French fries are fresh-cut and delicious. Margaritas, wine, beer and cocktails are available.

Dining at Chris Madrid's is like a frat party and a family reunion, decor a riot of neon beer signs and signed t-shirts. A newcomer will be confused upon entering because there is no table service. The procedure is to crush yourself in a line to get to the cash register, where you order, pay and get a vibrating pager that will signal for you to return and pick up your food. While waiting for the good vibration, it is your job to find a seat indoors or on a broad patio. When it's really crowded (and it usually is), strangers share tables.

Overall Rating

Tostada Burger (macho)

Porky's Delight

French Fries

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