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2013/08/05 17:00:28 (permalink)

Funny Bumper Stickers

I looked to find and older thread, but didn't.....
I saw today:
"It Takes A Viking To Raze A Village"
 
"Athletes shouldn't use steroids"   next to it: "Models shouldn't use photoshop"
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    MetroplexJim
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/05 17:36:35 (permalink)
    From the Fall of 2012: 
     
    "Detroit's Back and Al-Qaeda is on the Run"!
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/05 17:52:33 (permalink)
    "My handgun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile"
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/05 18:46:24 (permalink)
    "Homer Alaska:  A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem."
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/05 18:50:58 (permalink)
    From back when Woody Hayes coached Ohio State, on a car with Michigan plates:
     
    Woody Is A Pecker
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/07 22:27:55 (permalink)
    Lawyer on Board
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/07 23:09:00 (permalink)
    Keep Honking - I'm Reloading
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 03:30:34 (permalink)
    Visualize Whirled Peas
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 06:39:44 (permalink)
    Visualize Using a Directional Signal
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 08:06:28 (permalink)
    Keep taligating and I'll flick a booger on your windshield
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 12:09:28 (permalink)
    Weiner/Handler 2014-lol!
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 13:43:16 (permalink)
    Don't Drink and Park:  Accidents Cause People!
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 14:16:49 (permalink)
    ann peeples

    Weiner/Handler 2014-lol!
    I saw
     
    Weiner/Holder 2014

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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/09 10:34:01 (permalink)
    Saw one the other day, on one side was a drawing of a happy, smiling pooch, and on the other side it said:  Hi!  My name is No-No-Bad-Dog, what's yours?
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/09 20:20:16 (permalink)
    Not a bumper sticker, but the other day I saw a good looking blonde in a beautiful BMW convertible driving down the road and the license plate read:  WAS HIS
    Only in Texas I guess!
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/10 02:31:51 (permalink)
    McCain and MILF 2008
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/10 16:01:37 (permalink)
    "LOST YOUR CAT... Look Under My Tires!"
    "My Day is Not Complete Until I Terrify a Total Stranger"
    "Im Not a Stalker, Im just Curious"
    "I Get Along With God Fine... It's His Fan clubs I Cant Stand"
    "Dislexics are Teople Poo"
    "What Part of Europe Are you From?
    The Part Whose Ass We Saved or
    The Part Whose Ass We Kicked?"
    "I Brake For Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs"
    "Fat People Don't Go Skinny Dippy... We Go Chunky Dunking"
    "Where Are We Going??? And Why Am I In This Handbasket??"
    "I Dont Suffer From Insanity... Im Loving Every Minute Of It"
     
     
    on the back of my friends H3
     
    "My Carbon Footprint is BIGGER than yours"
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/12 08:54:00 (permalink)
    saw one on a old truck that had the (as seen on tv) sticker on it and under it was another sticker that said (COPS, EPISODE 133)
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/15 17:46:35 (permalink)
    I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy
     
     
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/09/29 21:34:17 (permalink)
    Dearfolk,
       I want one that says "Put the fun back in funeral."
          Wholeheartedly, Ort. "Still Alive" Carlton in Still-Alive Athens, Georgia.
    P. S. I was passed by a car blaring cool jazz on I-20 coming into Atlanta. Their bumper sticker: "Bird lives."
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/09/30 08:30:25 (permalink)
    Two anti-Tennessee sports stickers:
    "Kick Em In The Vols"
    "If tennis elbow is a pain in the elbow, then Tennessee is a pain in the *ss"
     
    Sorry Paul.
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/09/30 12:46:53 (permalink)
    This one made me smile since I have a rescue kitty:  Written on a sticker in the shape of a paw, "Who rescued who?"
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/01 16:05:47 (permalink)
    Lleechef,
       Hug your kitty for me, wouldja?
          Wholeheartedly And Allergically, Ort. Carlton in The Usual City.
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/01 19:20:24 (permalink)
    Saw one the other day that said " I still miss my ex but my aim is improving."
     
    David O.
     
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/02 09:32:15 (permalink)
    I have one on my car: "Be Young, Be Foolish, Be Happy". That is also my philosophy. Two out of three ain't bad!
     
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/02 11:26:32 (permalink)
    "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."
     
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/02 12:45:42 (permalink)
    Ort. Carlton.

    Lleechef,
      Hug your kitty for me, wouldja?
         Wholeheartedly And Allergically, Ort. Carlton in The Usual City.

    I did.  And she said, "meow, meow, meow" which in kitty language means, "Thank you, Ort.!"
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/03 12:34:06 (permalink)
    The closer you get the slower I go
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/06 10:47:20 (permalink)
    Nietzsche is peachy
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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/06 13:25:43 (permalink)
    Seen in South Carolina:
     
    Why do our Palm Trees lean North?
    North Carolina Sucks
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